Question: Where the eff are the new comics we so love?

Answer: They’re coming.

It’s the holidays, boys and girls. Bailee and I have these things we call day jobs. The jobs that pay the bills so that in our off hours we can goof around and bring you period humor the likes of which the world has never, ever seen. It also helps pay for our comic book addictions.  We will be back and running our full backlog of gloriousness sometime soon.

Stick with us.  It will be soooo worth it when you see what’s in store for Cassie, Maya, Teresa, Aunt Flo, that pesky Crimson Cranium, and a slew of new characters that will soon be introduced to the world.

We promise. Cross our hearts and hope to bleed once a month.

Happy Holidays to all our readers near and far! Stay Gold, Pony Boy!

Bailee made me this last Christmas after I was dumped by an elf while I was dressed as Santa.

We’ve cracked the male demographic… what the f*ck?!

*Bailee started writing this on November 9th and I just now saw it.  I’m gonna publish it while she’s not looking. Shhhh.  Don’t tell.  -Lauren

Anytime we tell someone what PMS ADVENTURES is about, they always say “Holy shit, that’s genius.”  Or “Oh my balls, that’s hilarious.”  Never EVER has anyone (to our faces) said “GROSS!  You’re idiots!  Go die a slow, painful idiot death!”

These responses come from women and men alike.  Why, why would anybody give an S about our goofy little comic?  My theory is this: everybody can appreciate something that is well done, no matter the medium or content.

I’ve had my fair share of gigs that were meant to cater to the 18-34 male demographic.  I feel like producers assume that group wants boobs and potty humor (who doesn’t? NSFW HIGH FIVES).  But give credit where it’s due.  People are smart. The number of men, young and old, who came up to our table this weekend and made purchases for themselves, their wives and friends, was nutty!  Here are some select moments:

* An older gentleman walks up, sees our PMS candy bars and says “Aw, I wish these were around when my girlfriend… uh… had that.”  I replied,”Well, there’s a hot-flash hot chocolate mix in the works.” Excited, he looked up “Really?!” Nah, we actually don’t.  But if we wanted to crack the 50+ demo, that’d be the first thing we’d make.

* A little kid and his dad come up and collect the color by number, a candy bar and some buttons for the mom/wife of the fam.  Everyone laughs, no one is grossed out.

* We get invited to a gay-centric comic book convention (by the gentlemen running it), which sounds like the best of everything in the world all in one place.

* Juan, our fan of fans, flew into town for the con.  At the ripe old age of 22, he loves himself some PMS Comics.

* After our panel we have several guys come up and go on about how funny we are.  Not about how pretty we are, or how thick my hair is.  They proceed to collect business cards and swag, and then follow us on the twitters.

* The sweetie-pie young men who intern and volunteer at NerdMelt events love to drop by and say hello, and tell us how well our candy bars are selling.  IN A COMIC BOOK STORE. FULL OF NERDS.

And then you think,”Well, maybe women would be offended – too sensitive to support comics and candy that lampoon their ‘times’.”

Wrong!  Here’s some more:

* Emily Gordon, supreme ruler and comedy booker for NerdMelt, offered up selling our promotional candies at Meltdown Theatre concessions.  IN A COMIC BOOK STORE. FULL OF NERDS.

* A girl runs up “IS this chocolate?!” “Yep!” “God, I need it… it’s so that time.”  That’s part of why we had them to sell… it’s a convention for cryin’ out loud.  It’s a stereotype for a reason – the calming sustenance of Hershey’s probably made the fluorescent din of the convention all the more bearable.  Several times I’ve given out the candy, and the response is “I’m going to eat this now.”  Which is the point.

* Cricket Lee, who I will love forever and ever, bought up the last of our candy stock and buttons, and gave them to the women on her panel as gifts.  The lovely vendors next to us bought 10 over the weekend as presents.  Ladies fucking know!  It’s not offensive.  It’s relatable as hell.

* A boy walks up, asks if I draw the comic.  When I tell him yes he goes “Awesome.”  His mom comes up as he is about to take the color-by-number.  Cautious (as I do not like getting in trouble with anybody’s parents) I let her know that it’s uh… adult in theme.  She laughs and says “Well, kid’s gotta learn about it sometime.”  To him, I say,”You’re going to do a lot of growing up this weekend.” Clearly, a PMS puberty pamphlet needs to happen… because anytime a kid came up and grabbed the coloring page, the response was the same.  Parents, am I right?

Now, to be fair, everyone loves candy.  But on the other hand, everyone loves a good joke.  People like things that are good (like candy and jokes!).  PMS readership has increased since the weekend.  Thank you letters, twitter follows have been pouring in since the convention ended.  So money makers, movers and shakers, take heed: have fun.  make something good.

 

 

Princess Lay-a

We here at PMS Adventures are getting into the Halloween spirit.  You saw Bailee’s post about being Elvira at the age of 9. Now I shall regale you with a terror filled tale in homage to the upcoming holiday. Unfortunately, I won’t be meeting my idol at Comikaze, but it’s still a story steeped in geek.

I was 15 years old and given the task of babysitting an 8 year old on Halloween night. My job was to go trick or treating with the boy and get him home and tucked in by a decent hour.  He lived in my neighborhood, so it was convenient. He was dressing up as a mini Darth Vader, and I decided (in true cool babysitter style) to dress up like Princess Leia.

I had an angel costume leftover from a performance with Kids Helping Kids (don’t ask.) I made high pigtails, pulled them through rolls of electric tape, pinned the hair around them, and put on a pair of sandals.

I was Leia.

My Grandma and I…pretty sure she called me a dork behind my back.

I looked like a dork.  I didn’t even iron the thing. And the little boy I was babysitting kept poking me in the ass with his light saber (get your mind out of the gutters, people.  It was a real saber!)

It’s really no wonder that Bailee and I are friends and work wives. Though at 9, I actually had Elvira sized boobs.

 

 

Mistress of the Dork

When I was nine… NINE years old, I tell you –  I saw  Elvira, Mistress of the Dark for the first time.  Halloween was right around the corner, so I asked my mom if I could trick or treat as the macabre maven.  She happily made the costume (you can’t tell, but there are socks stuffed into my trainer, to make me look more… uh… Elvira-ey).  Boobs are part of the costume, friends.  My hair is spray painted black… but only on top?  Whatever, that was the greatest Halloween of all times.  Look at those fingernails! I even had a tiny fake dagger.

The best part?

“And what are you for Halloween?  A uhm… a witch?”

“NOPE!  I’m Elvira!  Mistress of the Dark!!!”

I’m SO going to meet her at Comikaze Expo.

 

 

Taking a little Break.

As Bailee and I prepare for Halloween, Comikaze Expo, and all sorts of other awesome life things, we’re gonna be taking a little break from posting comics. Instead, we will be bringing you interesting articles and videos that I make when my boss leaves the office early.  Enjoy this one on your hump day.  You gotta click it…before you kick it.

PMS Adventures Without Bailee

PMS Press Release!

Writers!  Reviewers!  Guy with a blog (yes, you) – review and rejoice!  Below is our official press release, as recently featured on Nerds in Babeland (we luh them).  Our archives will be up soon and we want e’erbody to come check ‘em out, read ‘em and review ‘em!

What do people have to say about PMS Adventures?

“How many menstruation jokes can I fit into this quote? Bailee and Lauren are bleeding geniuses. PMS Adventures is better than just being feminist- it’s hilarious, and gorgeous, and fun to read. Plus it helps with cramps! It’s so clever, you might even call it post-menstrual.”   - Emily V Gordon, nerdist.com

“I was told PMS Comics was about Puppies Making Smiles. Boy was I misled.”  -Comics Bulletin

“F*ck off.” - Jeff Katz, GeekWeek.com

PMS (Phemale Super Heroes) Adventures is a weekly web comic written and created by Lauren Pottinger, illustrated and co-created by Bailee DesRocher.  It tells the story of three down on their luck girls who stumble upon a paid medical trial.  Excited about the prospect of cash in exchange for free birth control, they are injected with a serum that does more than prevent pregnancy. Due to an interaction with high sodium levels in their blood from overconsumption of Bottom Ramen Noodles, the girls are mutated into super-heroines… but only on their cycles.  They are taken under the wing of their landlady, Aunt Flo, an ex-cop with a penchant for robe wearing, chain smoking, and gun wielding.  She whips them into shape with a series of training montages, and the girls go from underappreciated to empowered.

Introducing the ladies of PMS:

Cassie “Crimson Tide” Taylor is mild mannered (cliché!) literati who transforms into a fiery flame throwing threat when facing fiendish foes.

Maya “Maxi Pad” Parsons is a musical maven … but on her monthly menses her velvet voice turns into a tonal terror, its piercing sound debilitating any man who hears it.  She also has wings.  Get it?  Maxi Pad?  With wings?  Bwahahaha!

And finally, Teresa “Tam Pon” Pacciano, a rough around the edges engineer.  Already equipped with a short  fuse, she becomes Tam Pon when provoked, a white furred she-beast who’d rather throw you out than ‘talk it out’.

PMS Adventures pays homage to all the goofy stuff the creators (and readers) love: fun stories packed with pop-culture and puns, while lampooning the comic crafting process at the same time.  Released once a week on www.pmscomics.com, this comic will make you chuckle… and probably bleed from your vagina, if you have one.* Synch with the ladies every Wednesday on the inter-webs.  Your brain and funny bone will thank you.

 

*If you don’t have one, you’ll still like it. We love Bruce Campbell, Star Wars, and making fun of women on their cycles… and ourselves… and you!

PMS Plans Panels, Selling Swag at Comikaze Expo

As if you didn’t already know from previous Rag postings, Facebook updates, and Twitter feeds, Bailee and Lauren will be heading to Comikaze Expo on November 5th and 6th at the Los Angeles Convention Center.  This is exciting for a number of reasons.

1.  Lauren and Bailee will be in the same time zone. No more 2pm phone calls to Bailee from Lauren as she leaves work.  No more 1am text messages from Bailee while Lauren is getting her “beauty rest.”  Just sweet, sweet face to face collaboration.

2.  We’re doing a panel!!   With other awesome nerd girls Lisa Foiles and Katie Willert. Bailee is attempting to get Lady Deadpool to moderate. LOVE.

3.  We’re gonna be selling PMS swag at a table in the exhibition hall. PMS T-shirts, buttons and chocolate bars will be available for the masses to consume…well, we don’t think you should eat the buttons or shirts, but you can totally buy one…or two…or twelve.  We’ll also have exclusive to Comikaze PMS posters on hand for our fan(s).

4.  There will be a Cassie kissing booth at Comikaze. At certain times of the day, Cassie will be on hand to give out kisses for $5.  This is an effort by the PMS creators to raise funds for all sorts of fun things on the horizon! Support your PMS pals and get a smooch from a badass superhero named Crimson Tide. Just don’t make her angry as we don’t have insurance to cover fire damage.

 


Who Luhs PMS Adventures?

Who loves PMS Adventures?

Well, Sheriff Scott Lobdell luhs it.

Katie Willert from Cracked luhs it.

Regina from Comikaze Expo luhs it too.

Lady Deadpool luhs it.

Catwoman really luhs it.

If you luh PMS, leave loads of comments about your favorite parts.

Archives coming soon!

Bailee and Lauren Love Fest

Since the beginning of this project in October of 2009, Bailee and I have been working long distance, utilizing e-mail, Google Chat, and Facebook messaging as well as phone calls to create the mad beast that is PMS Adventures.  Along the way we have had our share of missteps, and like any collaboration we have had strife.  But the end game of all this communication is a product that both of us stand behind 100% and a partnership that has been compared to the likes of these infamous duos.

We’re a dynamic duo and we’re out to conquer the world one period joke at a time. We hope you love what you’re reading, and want to hear from you, our fan(s).  Tell us what you like, what you want to see, and we’ll deliver.  Cross our hearts and hope to…well…you know.

PMS POWER!!